My Writing

The Beginner’s Guide to Puder Cats

Puder Cats
“Photo Credit: Pixabay”

It’s officially the fourth day of 2018, so now seems like a good time to talk about the logistics of a species that I don’t even remember creating. Enjoy.

Millions of amazing species exist on earth. Their abilities and purposes are as endless as their numbers. From breathing underwater and controlling pests, to flying and fertilizing the ground. Some species are even yet to be discovered. One creature that remains to be discovered is the magnificent tunneling cat: a species that is known by some as Puder Cats. Continue Reading

The Scariest 6-Minute Movie in Existence

Scariest 6-Minute Movie
“Photo Credit: Skitterphoto”

In the spirit of Halloween, I couldn’t resist writing this post. Because what is Halloween, really, if not an attempt to make everybody wet their pants?

Behold! The scariest 6-minute movie (*cough* starring Winston and Puder *cough*) in existence!

(If you don’t know what I’m talking about when I say Winston and Puder, you probably missed a blog post. Here’s what to do: DO NOT click on this link. It will make your eyes fall out. There will be much burning and unpleasantness.) Continue Reading

Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Winston and Puder

About Winston and Puder
“Photo Credit: Milomir Topic”

There are some things that you may find helpful to know about Winston and Puder. For instance, you might be interested to know that they both come from very, very  long lines of Winstons and Puders before them. Or, it might intrigue you that Puder’s middle name is Daniel and Winston’s is Stiensteelic. Or, at the very least, you might find it absolutely fascinating that Puder is Winston spelled backward, minus the vowels, upside-down. But I’m not talking about any of these things today. In fact, I’m not even talking (typing?) because I made a super awesome infographic to transport all this information from my mind to yours. Continue Reading

An Introduction to Winston and Puder

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Winston and Puder
“Photo Credit: Probably AW” P.S. you rock 😀

If you have even a slight idea of what this post’s about, you probably didn’t click on it. You saw it in your inbox or in your browser. You sighed. And then you decided you wouldn’t touch it with a ten (thousand) foot pole. If you are reading this, then something terrible must have happened to your brain because I know that your judgment isn’t normally this bad.

You’ve been warned.

Now, where should I start? Ah, yes. *Clears throat.*

“A long time ago in a galaxy far—” *clears throat again.* Wrong story. Sorry. Continue Reading

Time: My 4-H Short Story

Time
“Photo Credit: Monoar Rahman”

For everyone’s information, this was not the post I was planning to write. But at my mom’s somewhat passive aggressive nagging to get this blog up and started (love you, Mom 😉 ), this is what is happening.

Below is a story I wrote for both school and 4-H Creative Writing. If you’re feeling stressed out because you have a lot of things to do, or you simply feel like you don’t have enough time, I hope this will help.

Give your entire attention to what God is doing right now, and don’t get worked up about what may or may not happen tomorrow. God will help you deal with whatever hard things come up when the time comes. —Matthew 6:34 (MSG) Continue Reading